Forget impact shorts. I'm getting a butt turtle. In addition to this I saw Winnie the Pooh knee pads where he was hugging the knees and a polar bear butt and knee
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Are there any Ski/Snowboard shops in South Lake that have turtle pads in stock? I posted as satire, but I am low-key legit interested. Doesn't need to be a turtle, exactly, but
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